ANNIE GET YOUR [MACHINE] GUN

This is exactly what Vegas has been missing a “high-end lounge” to enjoy “exotic firearms” paired with Louis Vuitton and Prada gun and ammo accessories.

Alcohol will not flow but the mastermind behind Machine Guns Vegas is Genghis Cohen, a former Royal New Zealand Army officer “known for his background in the Las Vegas nightlife industry at places such as Tabú at the MGM Grand, the Rainbow Bar and Grill and Cathouse at the Luxor,” according to HauteLiving.

Cohen boasted to the Daily Mail that all of his “stunning gun girls” will take care of the VIPs and teach patrons how to shoot. He added, safety precautions are in place as all of the “Machine Guns Vegas girls are certified Range Safety Officers through the National Rifle Association.”

The lounge will also offer “a full range of targets including Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and [Muammar] Gaddafi…the works.”

MGV is expected to open by mid-December behind the Mirage with daily operating hours 10am-8pm. For more info dial 1-800-00-SHOOT FREE